Men are hard to please!

I found this article in my old email inbox and I thought I must share it out now, if not, I'll forget about it easily :p

STM ba :p HEHE.

The problem with GUYS:

If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;

If you DON'T, he says you are PROUD.

If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;

If you DON'T, he says you are from KAMPUNG(VILLAGE).

If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;

If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.

If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he is SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.

If you don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you;

If you LOVE him, he'll try to LEAVE you.

If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;

If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.

If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES about you.

If you BREAK your PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If you do well in exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does well, he say it's BRAINS.

If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;

If he HURTS you, you are very SENSITIVE.

Hahaha! True right?! Some of them lah :p